Thursday, November 29, 2012

if i were a (part 2)

I really enjoyed writing this post the other day.

And even though a lot of you didn't really read it, I still enjoyed being able to pause and reflect on how truly strange I am.

And then I said to myself, "Self, why stop with that post? Why not do more 'If I were a's?"

So, to use a catchphrase from one of my favorite dads..."there you go."

If I were a Pop Tart flavor, I'd be Chocolate Fudge. Fairly standard and common in the flavor lineup, but not as boring as apple cinnamon or strawberry.

If I were a My Little Pony, I'd be Rainbow Dash (G3)...showing my nerd status here. But I'd be Rainbow Dash because she's spunky and reliable. Plus, she has rainbow hair and that's just plain awesome.

If I were a shoe, I'd be these ballet flats. Practical fit and color, with a bit of glam and drama. 

If I were a dog breed, I'd be a Lhasa Apso...kinda weird, but cute and sort of snuggly.

If I were a picnic lunch I'd be fried chicken, potato salad, fruit and chocolate chip cookies. Because I'm southern with a sweet tooth. Get it?

Picnic! Picnic! Picnic! Yay!

Lastly, if I were a boy, I'd be...

...dead. I could never pee standing up.

The end.



  1. This is one of my favorite ideas for a post!! I think I'll steal this and use part 2 on my blog tomorrow!!


    1. That's awesome!! I'll have to check it out. :)

  2. Aww... it was so nice and refreshing to read this post! I love this and part I! I had completely forgotten about My Little Pony and you just reminded me that they were one of my favorites cartoons! You really made me smile and think about some of these things for myself!


  3. I laughed out loud at your boy if. Hilarious.

    That picnic lunch totally sounds like my jam!

  4. I died.
    "I'd be dead"



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