Thursday, July 28, 2016

Things I Overhear My Husband Say While Playing Video Games vol. 2

Read about the genesis of this post idea and volume 1 here. M plays Xbox Live so he talks to other people who are playing the same games with him. That is important to remember.

"Okay, well I'm gonna teleport out."
The preferred method of transportation, obvs.

"I made a goblin shadow priest." 
As opposed to a ghost light devil.

"I killed the sh*t out of those three wizards!"
Wait, I thought wizards were good?! At least in Harry Potter they are, right?

"Yeah, she's been watching RuPaul's Drag Race marathon all day. "
He was referring to me. For whatever reason. Also the shade implied "marathon all day". I'll cut him.

[After I hear a pre-pubescent male's voice talking to my husband.]
Me: "Um...are you playing video games with children? Is that allowed? Feels illegal."
M: "It's fine. He's kicking my butt anyway."

"I didn't have time to switch to invisible mode."
Me neither.

"I just got killed by a chainsaw."
What a way to go, man.

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