Things I Overhear My Husband Say While Playing Video Games

The idea for this post was partly born out of my love of Steph's "Sh*t MFD Said" posts on her blog. These are things her husband says and they are hilarious! The other inspiration was the relative popularity of the initial list I posted on the List App. (Side note - if you know nothing of the list app, please check it out. It's awesome and pretty much the reason I've not been reading as much lately!) Finally, a friend suggested I might blog about this, so today, I give you the very first installment of "Things I Overhear My Husband Say While Playing Video Games".

M plays Xbox Live so he talks to other people who are playing the same games with him. That is important to remember. 

"This wouldn't be an issue if that stupid guy knew how to drive a mongoose!"

Self-explanatory. I guess.

"I got rid of all that stuff...the warthogs and the extra coins."

But he kept the mongoose, apparently. 

"They came up with a flag and I sniped them in the face!"

What else would one do when faced with this situation?

"Teabag 'em! Teabag 'em! Teabag 'em!"

I have no comment. 

"Twitch, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

Apparently this is a quote from the movie Airplane.

Singing: "Chim Chimminy Chim Chimminy Chim Chim Cheroo"

Because Mary Poppins is always on our minds.

"We got General Corndog in 20 minutes."

As opposed to Lieutenant Corndog.

"It says 100% whole grain."

We are health-minded in the P household. 

"If that dumb guy would have just jumped on the fricken mongoose I could have taken him out."

Again with the mongoose??